"I’m telling you this machine is broken. Ask me a question."

"Is Jay Z really your favorite artist?"

"Yes, obviously."

L i e.

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Amy Poehler, Nick Kroll and Fred Armisen in the audience at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles.

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Favorite Filmmakers - Paul Thomas Anderson

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Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)

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nbcsnl:

"I brought Amy out here because we’re about to introduce Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, our next two presenters and it’s a big deal to introduce them. So because of that, we wanted to make sure we gave them the best possible introduction so we wrote a bunch of them and if you don’t mind, we’re just going to read through them now."

#TrueDetectiveSeason2

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Jessica Lange accepts the award for outstanding lead actress in a miniseries or a movie for her work on “American Horror Story: Coven” at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles.

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